GlitterRock
BEEEEZZZZOWTCH!!
(crossing legs, tears coming to my eyes just looking at it)
Coakley
Look, I know he tried to kill every mutant on the planet, but that's just harsh!
JohnSteed
I'm having bad relapses to "Once Bitten." Ewwwwwww!
alexgariepy
I don't care if he's a good guy or no, that's just wrong, man. Owwww...
klutzka
Monorail!......monorail, monorail, monorail...
Coakley
"Sorry about switching teams and everything... but Mystique is NAKED! All the time!"
GlitterRock
"'Check the batteries on the smoke detector, Pyro.' Oh ha-ha."
GlitterRock
She saves her "proper" joystick-action for when she's with JohnSteed
GlitterRock
And thus, Nightcrawler/Xavier slashfic is born.
TheDiva
This takes "oh HELL no!" to a whole new level.
JohnSteed
Alan picked the wrong moment to live up to his name.
JurassicPork
.oO Oh, God, please hurry up with that next STAR TREK script! Oo.
TheDiva
"Listen, there's no shame in going prematurely gray..."
JohnSteed
"Is Steed THAT good...."
"Yes, and he's MINE, so back away and go back to showing your yummies on film for extra cash and making out with Adrien Brody, ya' dirty whore!"
DocktorD
"Honey, it's perfectly natural to not 'feel fresh' and then suck the life force out of the next man who speaks to you."