X-MEN CAPTIONS - PAGE TWENTY-FIVE





TheDiva
The Attractive, the Dead Sexy, and the Looks Better Without the White Wig.


JohnSteed
So they just threw in Hilary Swank as Jean Grey for a longshot and didn't expect the audience to notice?


DocktorD
X-2: Cheekbones United


GlitterRock
"Hi, Dr. McCoy. We were wondering if we could have some of your beans?"
"Ahem!"
"Uh... except for Logan. He just wants the whiskey."


GlitterRock
"-eel good... make me feel good...."


Trin Tragula
"We could let...her...do it, precioussss..."


GlitterRock
What Hugh is thinking:
.oO Ugh. Ok Jackman, concentrate on Diva, think of Diva. Maybe we'll get it in one take and this'll be over with! Oo.


TheDiva
I could be saying "And then I wake up" SO many times during this segment...


GlitterRock
"Pardon me, could you be my mother?"
"No."
"Ok. So, wanna fuck?"


TheDiva
If that belly button starts singing, I'm outta here.


ArkhamGuard
Hugh Jackman waxes?


JohnSteed
Anna and I are trying to rock each other like a hurricane. Do you mind?


DocktorD
If it had been Jean, that thing would have lit up like the Flaming C*unt of Sauron.


RodRocket
"What do you mean, Peter Allen was gay? He was married to Liza!"


TheDiva
Excuse me, I have an Oscar winner to cripple and maim.




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