RodRocket
"John's on tour with the Beach Boys again. Let's boogie!"
GlitterRock
"So, Mystique, is this toliet-stall a secret entrance to your hidden lair?"
"Nah. I just get off doing it in filthy places. I'm a freak that way, I guess...."
RodRocket
"Of course you're dreaming, doofus! Shut up and enjoy...."
PrezGAR
She's proof that John Stamos is somehow one of the luckiest men alive.
TheDiva
GAAAAH!!!
...the things I put up with to see Hugh Jackman.
RodRocket
"Kiss my boo-boo?"
GlitterRock
"... mutants are just like cats. You can pick 'em up by the scruff of the neck like this, and they don't feel a thing!"
RodRocket
"There are -- FOUR -- lights!"
gleeb
.oO This thing isn't stimulating my follicles! DAMMIT, scammed again! Oo.
meqal
Cripple Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GlitterRock
Anya got knocked out of the wheelchair-fights early on, leaving Andrew and Xavier to face each other mano-a-mano.
TheDiva
Somehow, this is less thrilling than the Wolverine-Deathstryke fight later on...
JohnSteed
What are you doing looking at my webcam, Glitter?
TheDiva
Christ, first Hugh with Famke, then Anna with this guy...Glitter, did Steed and I do anything to offend you?
Coakley
Romance that has little or no basis in the comic book series... check.