STAR WARS CAPTIONS
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DarkestPerk
"Yes, Chip! [weeze] I'll take the center square to block!! [weeze]"




GlitterRock
So if Luke goes in there and kills him, will he see his own face underneath the mask... or just a hand?




GlitterRock
No bandolier strap? That... that means we're looking at -- NAKED CHEWIE!




GlitterRock
o/` Singing-inging 'bout the pink skies-ssss....
... of Planet Stephanie-eeee....
o/`




GlitterRock
Capturing Gonzo on the Muppet Show, capturing Paul Lynde on the Donny & Marie Show. Boy, Chewie is just a one-man-warrior isn't he?




Indomitus
Wow, this planet's all space-ey, what with the glittery stars and the big haunted house in the background.




Indomitus
"Hey, Ray... How does this look?... Oh, right. Sorry."




Indomitus
Floss Manager? Sister Violet Endlaser? The hell?




ChaosWolf1982
("Sister Violet Endlaser" would be an awesome band name.)




Mattteus
(Or even Sister Violent Endlaser, either way the album cover has to have a sexy nun with a big gun)




weirdonedotcom
I love Nuns with guns..
What about a nice, mini-skirt habit too?




Indomitus

(the nun artwork was found on the internet)




TheDiva
Darth Maul: More proof, as if we needed it, that clowns are evil.




GlitterRock
"Once upon a time there were four little heroes were in the Rebel Alliance - one on Geonosis, one on Coruscant, the others on the third moon of Endor - and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie."




WaffleKing
Anybody remember me? I'm sure there's some merchandise with me on it that hasn't been thrown out yet.




gleeb
"To be honest, I had nothing to do with it. I just wanted to make my books more prominent so I could meet Bill Moyers."




GlitterRock
"Really? He got Scooter outta prison? Whew... takes some of the heat offa me!"




Coakley
Palpatine may have wiped out the Jedi and enslaved half the galaxy, but at least he didn't cover up a third-rate burglary.




gleeb
The universal role of power convertors…




tinaw
"Obi-Wan Kenobi -- My father, Senator Organa, claims you are more involved with the circumstances of my birth than you care to admit..."




TheDiva
And the "Dorothy's Age" issue becomes even thornier.




gleeb
Bad joss, Taipan.


cajunmagic
Filmmaker? If you insist.


WaffleKing
We'll create a slow-moving, top-heavy vehicle, highly susceptable to air attack. What could possibly go wrong?




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