GlitterRock
How menacing a villain can you be if you're wearing suspenders??

TheDiva
Red and black? Sheesh, evil overlords are SO unimaginative. That's why I like Glitter; he has the courage to break the fashion mold...

Mattteus
...either that or he's colourblind.

gleeb
"I don't care who started it! Don't make me stop this snail!"

rickubis
We carry all kinds of cargo on snails. We call materials delivered this way Snail Cargo, or "S" cargo for short. What's so damn funny?

Shadarus
Blue Monkey Boob Grope

TheDiva
I can't believe I watched this shit as a kid!!!

YibbleGuy
"FEAR my glowing zinnia! And I can also illuminate OTHER flowering annuals!"

YibbleGuy
"I am not ticklish. Your chicken feathers pose no threat to me."
"Sorry, Batman. It's supposed to be fire--but our animators can't draw very well."

daupstart
Frodo, get yo ass out of that Batman suit! See?! Now muthafukas are attacking you!

gleeb
.oO How does she expect me to tell the truth with my mouth tied shut? Oo.

BlakHat1
[disembodied voice] Red Warrior is about to die! Blue Elf needs food! Badly!
.oO(Who the hell IS that guy and why won't he SHUT________UP?)

gleeb
"Can't we even get a haircut break?"

BlakHat1
He's scratching so hard because he's got crabs..and they're 2 Hit Dice each!

AlexGariepy
One of Satan's punishments is to watch him doing this.

Shadarus
*sobbing* *runs and hides under bed*
I canna take much more o' this, Glitter!

Dita DuPave
Hey, I don't have to watch this!

TheDiva
I do not want to be down here!