GlitterRock
Sometimes poisoning your space monkey is more humane than just shooting them in the head.

AlexGariepy
*pours more salt on monkey to see it shrivel up*

GlitterRock
o/` Gleek steam heat... got to let it out... o/`

Zee
They're in the nightclub from The Girl in Gold Boots!

GlitterRock
"Man. The Tunnels Of Love here in Germany are *creepy!*"

TheDiva
Purple leotard? You're just giving up on any pretence to heterosexuality, aren't you?

GlitterRock
Sandra Bernhard IS Wonder Woman!

gibberish3
Form of Otter and Ice Top Hat !?!?!
the hell were we thinking.....

Zee
A creature whose eyes are perpetually playing Pong.

gleeb
Shelob for Maybelline long-lasting mascara.

Zee
Thank god they had the decency to wear socks to the mauling...

ChaosWolf1982
Ettercaps? Shit. Where's my D20?

rickubis
Since the females don't talk, you can sometimes get information via snail male.

gleeb
And I would crawl 500 feet…

Shadarus
...and I would crawl 500 more,
just to avoid the salt that you
have scattered all around your door...

JMShearer
You know, seeing Aquaman all larded out like that seems appropriate, somehow.

Zee
Bizarro and Solomon Grundy, back when they were burn outs going to community college.

gibberish3
So if you had a Bizarro Aquaman would his powers be useful?