Indomitus
*opens image in Photoshop*
*goes to Layer menu, selects Transform, Distort*
*widens building at the top*
There, now it's straight.

Shadarus
Indomitus! *hugs from fellow image manipulator*

Indomitus

Just for that, I had to go and do it for real...
There. Just as straight as Batman and Robin aren't.

GlitterRock
"This fluorescent light will now detect if there's any semen stains on Batman's ... cape.... ohmygod...."

GlitterRock
"It's unfortunate that even though Robin and I caught the Joker, we never recovered the $1.5 billion in diamonds that he ... stole.... .... .... what?"

Mattteus
Well Batman, you just out-gayed yourself.

Cyberbeast
"Criminals are a cowardly superstitious lot, and if there's on thing they fear more than bats, it's Liberace."

daupstart
oO(Uh huh. Okay. Laugh up my uselessness now, you sons-a-bitches. Soon as Superman ass walks past that goldfish bowl, I'm commandin it to jump out and fuk his ass up! Just keep playin. Keeeeeep playin.)Oo

GlitterRock
.oO Sure, they're laughing now. But when the Master Race takes over, I'll be bigger than Elvis! Oo.

GlitterRock
"Well, we've ended the JLA meeting 10 minutes early. Who's up for a quick game of Kick-A-Monkey?"

Mattteus
Say what you will about Aquaman but at least he had the decency to put on pants.

Dita DuPave
Our Superfriend, ladies and gentlemen.

Zee
Like Batman's new Grillz?

GlitterRock
.... Did someone put Superman together with different-sized Colorforms?

eber3
Forget Superman, Wonder Woman has three legs!

Indomitus
Yeah! She's tough enough to wear her earrings right through her cheek!

daupstart
"Superman. I think the reason Luthor allowed us to follow his trail was to throw us off course so he can complete his REAL goal on Ohatu island. That's where we'll snag our prey."
"Yes, but, he should BE here. Unless.... Great Scott! What if he laid this trail on purpose to throw us off course so he can complete his REAL mission elsewhere! My telescopic vision is picking activity up onnn.... Ohatu island! THAT is where we'll capture our advisary, old friend!"
oO(..... i just fuckin said that, you flying sack'o krypto-shit....)Oo

TheDiva
"Fly, you fools! Oh wait, you CAN'T! SUCKERS!!"