Mattteus
You see, it's funny because he's a monkey.

RodRocket
"Stoopid Monkey...."

gleeb
"In my day, criminals were a superstitious, cowardly lot, and we liked it that way!"

rickubis
"I can put that out. Wanna see me put out the fire? I can do it. Just watch me!"
"Shut up, and get into the pot so I can boil some noodles."

Zee
"You know, Zan, they say there's a curse on Camp Crystal Lake. A death curse. They say Jason Voorhees stalks these very woods, killing anyone who dares trespass in his home..."

GlitterRock
"What're you doing, Gleek."
"Gibbida gibbikkigiddaidiki!" (translation: "I am attempting to roast... a marsh-banana.")

Mattteus
Laugh damn you! He's roasting a banana!

Mattteus
He put it in a bun now! It's funny! GODDAMN IT LAUGH YOU LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES!! *kids start crying*

GlitterRock
Jayna: "Gleek, don't! That's my v-- "
(bite--CRUNCH! Batteries fall out)
"Shit. Well, this camping-trip's ruined!"

Shadarus
And THIS is why you never look up when you're walking in the woods.

GlitterRock
Between Luke and Leia, and now Zan and Jayna, www.incesthotspots.co.uk has just named the Cap-Page Board as their #1 recommended site of the week!

Shadarus
Their uniforms phoenically spell JiZz?

daupstart
"Zan, will you stop complaining about the fukin bucket-of-water thing, already?!! It's getting fukin OLD!"

Mattteus
Look! It's a monkey wearing golashes! It's funny because why would a monkey need golashes in a sleeping bag?

GlitterRock
Today's fucking-annoying space monkey is brought to you by the Number 7!

Zee
Before anyone askes, that is NOT me. If I was a superhero I'd have a much less gay outfit.

Dita DuPave
Hey, his tail's in a knot! IT'S FUNNY!!!

rickubis
Sorry, Dita. But it's knot funny.