PORCH SWINGS CAPTIONS
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GlitTerrorRock:
Croon Along With Walter Kovacs!





GlitTerrorRock:
Sure, have a ball now. You won't be smiling so much when you get a urinary infection from the Mr. Bubble, missy!





GlitTerrorRock:
Giving a rat's ass: actual footage.





GlitTerrorRock:
So THAT'S how Kat Dennings became a big celebrity!


Well, the soul-selling and the ginormous yabbos.





GlitTerrorRock:
Ah, one of the Ike Turner signature series I see.





GlitTerrorRock:
Croon Along With Trigon!





RodRocket:
I don't remeber this informercial for Extenze.





RodRocket:
"I'm on break from shooting 'The SoPORNos' in the next studio. I got some time left on my Viagra boner! Wanna bang?"





Indomitus:
She really needs a bra, or she'll end up tucking those damn things into her jeans in a few years.





Sidesk:
"When you said you needed a stripper..."





DarkestPerk:
This is one screen-grab I do not mind being out of focus...Hell, I wouldn't mind if the hyperlink was totally trashed and it was just a red X





DarkestPerk:
Marsha bones up on African American Studies





DarkestPerk:
Robin Williams and Crystal Bernard reduced to doing porn. What a shame.





UnReality:
This just made some writer of Sanford & Son/Brady Bunch slash very happy.


I...uh...assume.





RodRocket:
Wow, she's good at this. Check out that Robbie wrist action!





TheLurker:
As Cleveland Brown says: Now that's just nasty.


ChaosWolf1982:
Tony Batman.

Damn, how awesome must it be to wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm Batman!", and actually have it be true?


Indomitus:







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