PORCH SWINGS CAPTIONS
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GlitTerrorRock:
Next on FOX Kids: "L'il Ellie Driver!"





GlitTerrorRock:
'And now, Ilsa -- She-Wolf of the S.S. -- will demonstrate how all you Fräuleins can perform a breast self-examination...'





GlitTerrorRock:
Aren't they all?





GlitTerrorRock:
'Today: Scoob and the gang meet Kat Dennings!'





RodRocket:
Ralph Bakshi's JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED





Indomitus:
I think I figured out how she lost her eye.





GlitTerrorRock:
"Amen, my eye is UP HERE!"





Indomitus:
Wow. Those are almost as big as Bai Ling's.





GlitTerrorRock:
Next on 4KidsTV - Clown Porn: The Animated Series!





AlexGariepy:
Hold on, lemme check closer with Google Streetview here...





Sidesk:
"Now, for the last time - where did you hide my pomegranates!"





Sidesk:
Is she meant to be Rose Tyler, then?





gleeb:
"I miss the brickwork."


DarkestPerk:
Whoa! That was close.
Thanks for saving us from that obscene newspaper photo, Glitter.
Some things are too much even for Porch Swings.

ChaosWolf1982:
Considering most news articles these days, it's a nice twist to censor violence instead of nudity for once.


YibbleGuy:
EVEN FOR A PORN FILM
"We really suck at Photoshop."





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