Even John admits that he's an idiot.
Intellectuals and wizards living together? And here I thought that the George Plimpton/Raitlin Majere feud meant the two sides would never co-exist in harmony.
"She may tell me to turn left, even!"
"There," thought the writer, "That's a nice smooth transition between scenes."
Some of the 'young friends'? Dude, how old ARE John and Gillian?!
Wait, "some of the young friends we've made?" You just showed up there ONE PANEL AGO! If you two want to sneak off and get hasty to ass at least come up with an excuse that actually makes sense.
"Here, you'll be able to earn a bachelor's degrees, learning that they're all equally useless, and start life under miles of debt."
My family had it shortened at Ellis Island to just 'Zee'.
"Enjoy your adventure at Zabadee University. Visit chooseyouradventure.co.uk."
(And all the Cappers rejoice)
o/`Ding Dong, the Dickweed's gone. Take those potatoes and shove them, John. Ding Dong, the stupid Dickweed's goooooone o/`
"But first: now that the grandkids are gone, to the boozing and whores!!!"