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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




YibbleGuy:
"I apology for not immuning you earlier--thank goodness my serum didn't death you."

GlitTerrorRock:
"Props on the top notch immuning, Doctor Death! I've been immuned by the best: Professor Pain, Nurse Necro, the Vorpal Veterinarian, and you put all to shame with your superior immuning skills!"





GlitTerrorRock:
-- and gets hit by a falling turd!





Zee:
"I must know where he got that darling cape..."

GlitTerrorRock:
"Hey Jabah! Sweet thang! You need a lift?"
"Never! I'm immune to your charms, Bruce Wayne! Dr. Death immuned me before I left!"
"BLAST!"





WaffleKing:
If you see a guy on the street wearing a cape, hammer pants, and a diaper on his head and you're not smart enough to avoid him, you deserve what's coming to you.





YibbleGuy:
"And, since you'll obviously die if you *don't* breathe, your only chance to live is if you neither breathe nor not-breathe."

GlitTerrorRock:
Hold on! The Batman is Bruce Wayne? This is a sudden and unexpected revelation!





YibbleGuy:
"But I don't know just when that I'm going to be through. I won't even guess--no, I don't have a clue. So, perhaps while I'm gone, you could get a tattoo."





GlitTerrorRock:
"Can still hear you! Immuning doesn't affect hearing!"
"BLAST!!"


GlitterRock:
... Batman leaves a flaming bag of guano.

WaffleKing:
Batman's finally going to get his frisbee back.





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