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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




Zee:
...Is the innocent child that lies buried within them all...





Zee:
These comic books are always glorifying cornices...

WaffleKing:
Uh, this cornice is several stories *below* the roof ... and *all* cornices are "projecting" ... but at least you didn't call it a "windowsill" this time.





WaffleKing:
Please Bat-Man, this is no time for volleyball!





Zee:
"Good thing I had my slaves pick this for me today!"

GlitTerrorRock:
The Batman in his car,
he places a pad of cotton on his bared shoulder.
Iím pulling you close,
you just say nooo....






GlitTerrorRock:
"Oh, and have I had any replies to that 'Free kittens, giving away to good home' ad yet?"

TheSpaceToast:
"No, Doctor Death -- full stop -- the Batman. Comma, Doctor Death, right. I... either way, I don't care; you can abbreviate Doctor or spell it out. Batman is capitalized. One word, two words or hyphenated? Um, definitely not two words. One word or hyphenated, one word or hyphenated... Jeez, you know, I've just been kind of winging it up to this point. What do you mean how will I pay for this?"

WaffleKing:
It's strange how they need to keep reminding people that Bruce Wayne is the Batman. Is he to be confused with the other twelve characters named Bruce Wayne in this story?





GlitTerrorRock:
Considering that the family doctor wasn't really good in helping Mom 'n Dad Wayne with their bullet wounds, maybe it's time to get a second opinion.





Indomitus:
Yeah, randomly discharging firearms. That Bruce Wayne is such a kidder.

Zee:
"By the way doc-" *grabs doctor's balls* "-You're not paid to ask questions."


gleeb:
"You want me to sit in the chair, too?"

GlitTerrorRock:
"So, Dr. Death, does this count as a 'near-miss' on our performance review?"





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