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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




WaffleKing:
A house so snobby, even the art refuses to look at you.

MrfnordTim:
"Scream" mask . . . bust of Greek philosopher Sean Connery . . . Donna Troy glamor portrait . . .





WaffleKing:
What with the belt buckle? Is Batman a former bullriding champion?

Dita DuPave:
Forget that, what about those ears? Did they warp in the dryer?





MrfnordTim:
He can't walk out!
Because he loves you too much, baby!





Zee:
Guys, look out for that statue, this artist wouldn't take the time to draw it unless it was about to be part of the plot!





Zee:
Told you!

Indomitus:
Did they have to write the narration in disappearing ink?





YibbleGuy:
"Thanks to the quick reflexes of the Bat Man, no more would the Wired killers murder to protect their pretentious technology magazine and its ridiculous typography."

KKDW:
They got...busted!





GlitterRock:
Panther-Man was a better choice for a superhero name. But he'd already spent the $12.50 on the bat outfit so...


Coakley:
"Hey, I thought Batman didn't use guns!"
"Yes, that's what I wanted you to think!"





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