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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




gleeb:
The Bat-Man knows all the tricks to avoid parking tickets.





GlitTerrorRock:
t's just the emotionally-unstable CEO of the Wayne Foundation dressed like a bat, what's so weird about that?





Coakley:
A "gas-powered grappling gun" would be just silly, I guess.

YibbleGuy:
It's a CORNICE, dammit! You had it right in screengrab 027!

WaffleKing:
Are bats generally known for their rodeo skills?





WaffleKing:
Especially since I'm nude except for my cape and boots.





WaffleKing:
*five hours later*
"Shit, this is hard! I'm only halfway there."





TheSpaceToast:
So, upside-down in little jerky crawls?

Indomitus:
Yes, the noble bat, known most of all for its wall-climbing abilities.

cajunmagic:
My god! It's like he's some kind of...bat man!





WaffleKing:
All this crap about cornices and rooftops is what you get when your comic is published by Architecture Weekly.

MrfnordTim:
He pees on the seventeenth-story azaleas!


Zee:
Or suicide, if things go south...

TheDiva:
Attached to his handy telephone receiver.

WaffleKing:
Batman's utility belt was pretty lame back then. It had a rope, a paper bag, a necklace made from paper clips, the receipt for the purchase of some shampoo, and a mint covered in hair.

TheSpaceToast:
His comforting, trusty rope. The rope would never leave him. Only people do that.





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