MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




TheDiva:
Love always, Dr. Death.

TheSpaceToast:
"Seriously? F*** this guy. Forward that to the cops, would you please? Thanks, guy."





MrfnordTim:
He keeps his costume in a chest in his house? One nosy cleaning lady and his whole secret identity is blown sky high!





Zee:
"One of those trendy choking gas parties..."





Zee:
...and the knee-pads... Well, I guess they're self-explanatory."

TheDiva:
I didn't know oven mitts were part of the Batman get-up...





WaffleKing:
to whoop some ass at the quarterly stockholder's meeting.

Zee:
--The Valuable Action Figure!

gleeb:
The wealthy antisocial figure.





Zee:
"McDonalds is still serving breakfast!"





YibbleGuy:
"... corporate headquarters for wealthy financier Joseph Designated."

GlitTerrorRock:
.o0(Mmm. Just look at those cornices...)


Zee:
Eh, The Vacant Lot is okay but you'd be better off parking at Exit 57...





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