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Detective Comics #29 - The Batman Meets Doctor Death (July 1939, DC Comics)




WaffleKing:
FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION!!!

meqal:
Looks more like Lenin measuring out his blow.





meqal:
It's so nice of him to send engraved scrolls to his foes.

TheDiva:
Metropolis? Does Superman know you're muscling in on his territory?

GlitTerrorRock:
I think the letterer meant to say 'eary' but for confoosed.





Zee:
"This Dr. Kevorkian is making a run at my title!"

TheDiva:
Jabah the Hutt?





Zee:
...Hemorrhoids.

GlitTerrorRock:
Mrs. White: "One thing?"

WaffleKing:
Jabah? Are you chilly? Where's that sweater I got you for Christmas?





TheDiva:
I've never understood monocles. Are you myopic just in that one eye?

gleeb:
Either that or you wish to show solidarity with Mr Peanut.





YibbleGuy:
"--nah. Given that I can't even *spell* 'personal,' he'd never be able to read it."

TheDiva:
Isn't that how Batman met Robin?

meqal:
SWM Mad Scientist seeks SWM Vigilante for nemesis. Must like fighting ethnic stereotype henchmen and long moonlit walks on the beach. Costume, gadgets, and catchy name a must.

AceofSwrds:
Aunt Jemimah and Uncle Moneybags working together? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WaffleKing:
Yeah, Batman will be sure to notice it while searching for good garage sales for the weekend.





gleeb:
"The Katzenjammer kids are sawing off the captain's head? Those scamps."


TheDiva:
This is not a trap, honest.

meqal:
Yeah, why be subtle by putting an item in the personal section when you can just take out a half page ad that everyone is sure to notice.

WaffleKing:
Damn tiny print! Where's my glasses?





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