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House Of Mystery #306 - I, Vampire: A Rip In Time (July 1992, DC Comics)




Zee:
*Dwalin and Bombur go flying*

gleeb:
Bombur? Flying? In yer dreams.





BH1:
Hence the term "slash fiction".





GlitTerrorRock:
Wait. So he stabbed HIMSELF with his OWN knife?? Jack The Ripper, I've lost all respect for you.
*takes The Ripper out of my Top Five, replaces with Robert Blake*





Zee:
And it looks like we missed one hell of a kegger!

gleeb:
"If you hadn't been so busy tweeting, we could have prevented a murder!"





GlitterRock:
"In a back alley, face first in a puddle of y'own vomit, miss. Except'n you're not face first now."





GlitterRock:
The Bat Signal!





YibbleGuy:
♪ "For with lovers living lovers dead,
When loving love on wings of gold
In loving love we fly above their head,
Their love is such a soft and precious love.
It's love.
A lovely love is all we seem to need
When we're in loving love
No lovers living lovers dead
In lover living lover beds
But then, it's gone--it is nothing but a memory ...." ♪



GrayZombie:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAI don't get it

cajunmagic:
If vampires are bad comics, can they actually die onstage?





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