MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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House Of Mystery #306 - I, Vampire: A Rip In Time (July 1992, DC Comics)




GrayZombie:
'E taught me to walk and talk like a proper lady, 'e did. *Blows her nose rather loudly*

TheDiva:
"Hey, you just aspirated an 'h'!"
"....No, I didn't."





TheDiva:
Wow, she's literally lost her head over a guy...

GlitTerrorRock:
"Why, 'e was one of the first Klingons t' negotiate the Organian Peace Treaty!"
"... That's KUR! You're a terrible Trekkie!"





Cyberbeast:
"...and that's when I heard the seven dwarves raping each other in the next room."





Zee:
"Well, you're clearly busy giving a hobo a spongebath, so I'll just..."
"Oh, you're not getting away that easy!"





GlitTerrorRock:
"How can I assist you, doctor?"
"You can use that chin of yours to slice him open!"





GlitTerrorRock:
Quit hurting Sam Elliott!!





Zee:
Oh, come on, no one likes Gazpacho that much.


GlitTerrorRock:
Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka had a darker backstory than I imagined!





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