MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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House Of Mystery #306 - I, Vampire: A Rip In Time (July 1992, DC Comics)




GlitTerrorRock:
Basically the grave robbing version of a dine-and-dash.

YibbleGuy:
"Had I planned this better, I would have worn the rings, stolen the tomb, and violated Mary."





Zee:
Vampires, Mummies and Jack the Ripper? Did Al Adamson direct this?





Zee:
Someone needs to explain what words like "forever" and "eternity" mean to these writers...





Zee:
He shouldn't have narrated so hard, it sapped his strength...

YibbleGuy:
"HELP! I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T FLY UP!"
"If only he had had UndeathAlert. Our operators are standing by to ...."

TheDiva:
Having stone wings probably doesn't help.





gleeb:
"I've been Peter Maxed!"





Cyberbeast:
Teddy Roosevelt: Vampire Hunter

GlitTerrorRock:
Even Jonathan Lipnicki would look at Bennett and say, "That fucker's got a BIG HEAD!"





cajunmagic:
"It's nice to hear that. Maybe you can do me a favor and GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING EYES!"


GlitTerrorRock:
Waitaminute! She couldn't pronouce "h" a minute ago! Why isn't she saying "T'is way"?





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