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House Of Mystery #306 - I, Vampire: A Rip In Time (July 1992, DC Comics)




Zee:
Created by Mattteus!?

Cyberbeast:
Why is he wielding a butter knife like it's Excalibur?

TheDiva:
Wow, look at the grade on that hill! Are they in San Francisco?

cajunmagic:
"And, I was also the dupe of Mary's 'cunning lingus'. But, that's another comic book."





Zee:
"I want to know who does his hair!"





Zee:
Vampires can transmogrify into farts...

GlitTerrorRock:
A velvet fog? Good lord, that means Mel Torme is Jack The Ripper!





GrayZombie:
Fox News?

TheDiva:
Communism!

Zee:
Witch-Calculus!

GlitTerrorRock:
Witchcraft XVI: Hollywood Coven?





Zee:
*Except for Mankind dying of things other than cancer.





YibbleGuy:
Maybe you should look up "Wooden Stake" on Wikipedia, Einstein ....





GlitTerrorRock:
"It really piths me off. BAH-DUM-DUM! I may be queen of the damned, but if you can't laugh during the bad times when can you?"


Zee:
Back when we were together forever...





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