MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Preacher #6 - New York's Finest (September 1995, DC Comics)




Zee:
"Cassidy? I thought we were talking about Tony Bennett!"





Zee:
"...But he's actually hetero. Go figure."





GlitterRock:
"... but me? I just walk by a bakery and automatically gain ten pounds!"

Zee:
I don't blow up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up!





Zee:
What a great defense for murder- 'They were gonna die any way.... eventually.'





Zee:
"I'm certainly not getting a knife or something to kill you with as I'm obviously not the Reaver-Cleaver..."





Zee:
"Sorry, Mary Stuart Masterson, your career isn't over here, either..."





GlitterRock:
Marlboro paid handsomely for this product placement.


GlitterRock:
Jesus stuck a knife in her hand? What, no hammer and nails handy?



Oooh, I can feel the fires of hell coming off that one!





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