rickubis:
Look at all the celebrities in the audience. All paid a high price to watch a normal human
be beaten into moist pulp by Superman.

Gray Zombie:
Wasn't as exciting as Muhammad Ali VS Cassius Clay. (His momma named him Clay,
I'm gone call him Clay)

BlakHat1:
Is the announcer BLIND? How could he get their NAMES confused??

Mattteus:
After the match Superman was arrested for hate crimes

TheDiva:
Please tell me this cover has wound up on superdickery.com...

kilroy105:
John Tesh next to Sonny Bono? How's that for irony? One with the height and personality
of a tree next to... *SHUNK!! THUD!!*

gleeb:
Check the lower left corner; Kurt Vonnegut scored some pretty good seats.

gleeb:
Aw, crap. It really was Vonnegut.

rickubis:
The writers had the artist draw them, and the artists, in among the celebrities?? That's...
really sad. At least they drew the celebrities with clothes on.

Mattteus:
All those numbers just drawing your eye to Ali's crotch

Mattteus:
172?? I don't know if I have that many coloured pencils

AlexGariepy:
So where are the Panini stickers I peel to paste onto this frame?

Zee:
Oooo, seating Batman next Sonny Bono, major faux pas.

kilroy105:
Wow... guess someone knew what would happen to Christopher Reeve in advance to put
him in the front row.

WaffleKing:
What a surprise, Liberace is seated between Ali's legs.

TheLurker:
You know, I'm tempted to make a totally tasteless caption about modern day Muhammad
Ali with Parkinson's vs. Christopher Reeve's corpse in a wheelchair.... but I think I just
did. I am SO going to BURN for that.

Indomitus:
You can't have my world! That's where I keep all my stuff!

gleeb:
"Saaaay, check out that sweet thing."
"And only 28 cents! Man, we gotta stop and get some guavas!"

Gray Zombie:
Check out the "guana" on the Mamacita in red. Ah, hace adoro hacer un Taco del Amor
con ella.

JMShearer:
Although, I really must say, I'm with the fellow in the vest, checking out that one chick's
behind.

WaffleKing:
It's a neighborhood where everyone is super ripped.
BTW, helluva an ass on the single mother.

TheDiva: In time, the right half of the panel will break off and start to slowly drift south... Scarecrows Brain: Note to Glitter: remember to always keep your screengrabs in mylar bags to keep them in mint condition. Zee: If you peek through that crack you can see Glitter's house. Oh, cool! He's got, like, a dozen super soakers in there!! AlexGariepy: Look, sometimes I think Lois can be a real bitch, but there's no need to tear your panel like that just because you're angry. BlakHat1: Clark just ripped Lois a new one. Olsen's next.	rickubis: Lois...don't...get...hormonal....
Halfreck: He's giving back to the kiddies by mopping the floor with them, how sweet!	TheDiva: "In bed I'm a GOD!" kilroy105: "In a driver's test... well, I still gotta pass the written first." GlitterRock: "But in purple -- I AM STUNNING!" (passes out)
rickubis: Both Clark and Jimmy yell out,"NO! Lois needs a punch in the mouth, and she's tougher than both of *us*!"	rickubis: And Jimmy is necessary in these stories...how? TheDiva: Yeah, because a professional photographer never thinks to bring extra film with him... Scarecrows Brain: It looks like Havok is about to do his walk-on.
Mattteus: 'cause every kid reading this knows what ozone smells like gleeb: "Hey," thought Jimmy, "If we're gonna be incinerated, I might as well rub one out first and go out on a high note."	TheDiva: "Where's your visa, buddy?"

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