GlitTurkeyRock:
"Only one man would give me the raspberry: LONE STAR!"
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Indomitus:
"Do it, Spock."
"Spock to Enterprise. One to beam up. Get me the hell out of here."
"What? Hey, get back here!"
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GlitTurkeyRock:
I wonder if the 'dogs of space' are similiar to the 'dogs of war' that Chang mentioned in "Star Trek VI?"
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daupstart:
[Immediately the enemies started holding fire and burning themselves to death. They started shooting and destroying each other.]
"Hot damn! That Vulcan Battlefield Mind Meld crap is da SHIZZNITE!!"
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YibbleGuy:
"... BECAUSE I'M 'JUSTIN TIME'!"
"Kill him."
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Indomitus:
*they look*
*Spock runs off*
"Suckers."
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YibbleGuy:
"THE RAINBOW BANDS WITH COPPER DEATH"? If we'd been playing "Star Trek Nemesis ... or 1968 Fillmore East Concert?", I definitely would have gotten that one wrong.
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YibbleGuy:
. o O "... you can't *solve* a secret ... you solve a *riddle*--you *uncover* a secret! Spock's impeccable grammar is starting to come and go as randomly as his 'Vulcans cannot lie' line of bullshit--he's telling a baldfaced lie right now!"
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Indomitus:
"And take your 80s Hair Bands as well! PLEASE!"
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daupstart:
Elderly Justin Timberlake hires a Vulcan assassin to eliminate any surviving boy-band members of the past.
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YibbleGuy:
"... or else I'll beat the crap out of you with this C.V. joint from a Toyota Camry."
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Shadarus:
Wait... if I'm following this comic then Kirk is BLOWING UP the atomic weapons cache in this frame... erm, that CAN'T be good for the environment!
DiscoBoy:
Spock's catching some of Teh Smug from Kirk.
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Indomitus:
So that's the secret to stopping all the war and bloodshed? Just project some movies up into the sky?
DiscoBoy:
"You didn't include that film of me and Yeoman Rand, did you? That was for private viewing only."
"No, sir. And please stop using 'war' as a verb."
TheMaskedDiva:
So, the atmosphere is basically one big projection screen?
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Cyberbeast:
"But, thanks to you, we didn't get to blow anything up, so you're fired."
TheMaskedDiva:
"...This is boring. Let's go back to shooting things!"
gleeb:
You see, Kirk knows how to be subtle, implying that Spock is a leprechaun instead of just out and saying something like "pointy-eared hobgoblin".
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