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Star Trek #5 - The Ghost Planet (September 1969, Gold Key/Paramount)






Cyberbeast:
"This isn't a geiger counter, it's a Vulcan boombox, and this is my jam!"

GlitTerrorRock:
"No, captain... I just said 'click.'"

Indomitus:
Suddenly, a geiger counter clicks. Not this geiger counter, but a geiger counter.

JMShearer:
"Copper, generally speaking, is not a radioactive element."





The Seer:
"Good lord! That means we've found Kim Jong-il secret lair and not Bin Laden's. Oh well, vaporizing one bad guy is as good as vaporizing another."





GlitTerrorRock:
They've located PrezGAR's love nest!





Cyberbeast:
"Hurry! Let's get our unprotected bodies as close to the radiation as possible!"

GlitTerrorRock:
Judging from the arrow's direction, it's a talking crevice, too!





TheMaskedDiva:
"Look at the weaponry on that harpsichord!"

gleeb:
The pair gape in shock, but Yeoman Redshirt is blase. He knew something was going to kill him, and now he knows what.





Indomitus:
[Property Justin Timberlake]

echostation:
So, Kirk's batch is the property of Justin 1?

Trin Tragula:
Congratulations, Echo, you've just solved the Kirk Problem.





Indomitus:
Uh-oh. Now Captain Bush has to "liberate" the planet. Can't have those WMDs, man.

Mattteus:
That doesn't make them scum... unthorough yes...





Cyberbeast:
Did Spock just grow a fu manchu between panels?

gleeb:
That Spock, he just loves to pretend folks have dropped A-bombs and committed atrocities.





Indomitus:
"...with diamonds!"





YibbleGuy:
"AND WITH THAT INFORMATION, THEY MAY EVEN MAKE PAR!"





DiscoBoy:
Saving Private Redshirt.





Shadarus:
But McCoy doesn't even LIKE the transporter? What idiot scheduled HIM in charge of the transporter room???




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