
TheSpaceToast:
"...Hang on, I'm checking to see if a DeadlyRinger joke has been made yet. Um... yes, better skip that one."
"Do you even remember DeadlyRinger?"
"Yes."
"You've been capping for a long time, Toast."
"Going on a decade. A long, long decade..."
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YibbleGuy:
"YOUR GIRLY WHITE VINYL BOOKBAG ALREADY HAS THEM QUITE CONCERNED, JIM."
gleeb:
"To keep them from their warlike ways, we'll have to rough them up!"
Indomitus:
What's Kirk hiding behind his back? Is he sneaking off with some of Spock's porn?
DiscoBoy:
Because peace is SUCH a burden!
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GlitTerrorRock:
"I mean it: be there! Don't stand me up like the last two Twin Supremes I set up a date with on match.com!"
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TheSpaceToast:
"Too bad both of our engines are on fire..."
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TheSpaceToast:
"That's why I'm not working for the Bush administration."
"Touché, Captain."
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Shadarus:
Just kill us all and get it over with before his logic disturbs me any more!
Dita DuPave:
Those cheekbones, did Peter Chung draw him?
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Shadarus:
J'Accuse? Finally, actual footage!
daupstart:
The Twin Supremes get busted for lip-sync'ing.
gleeb:
"I ended up paying plenty for this muffler!"
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Shadarus:
I love the realism they included by drawing in Shat's toupee!
Indomitus:
"We want to save them then kill them!"
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Trin Tragula:
Well, why not just shoot them? Or do the neck pinch? Or trip them up or kick them in the genitals or something, you know, useful?
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Indomitus:
I think this whole thing was just a way for Kirk to get his hands on the girdles those guys are wearing.
DiscoBoy:
How is this scientific? I think Spock is beginning to slack a little bit...
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Indomitus:
"Planet Numero Uno"? Why not just call it "Planet Whatever We'll Come Up With a Name Later"?
TheMaskedDiva:
So the planet was populated by Hispanics? Or by card game fanatics?
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TheSpaceToast:
*Does the whistling "failure" hand from Amélie*
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