The Seer:
So they didn't have the budget this week to draw Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, or even Uhura to be left in charge?
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GlitTerrorRock:
"Kick some alien ASS, captain!" 
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Shadarus:
Dude, are they in Toronto?
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TheMaskedDiva:
"This tram goes to Concourse A, Concourse B, and Baggage Claim..."
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gleeb:
"Change-of-address cards! Thousands of them!"
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daupstart:
"Meaning?..."
"Meaning that a bombs might have done this."
"Ok, and bombs blow up, things usually get engulfed by what particular element?...."
"Well, the explosions oftentimes cause fires due to the intense outward rush of--"
"So then we agree that the city burned out, as I earlier mentioned, right?"
"Well..... well, yeah, but--"
"Well then shut the fuk up then."
"Screw you, asshole!"
"Klingon wad."
"Gentlemen! ... jeez "
TheMaskedDiva:
"Maybe it's not a holocaust; maybe it's a big hoax..."
YibbleGuy:
"... PERHAPS DOLLY PARTON WAS MERELY SLEEPING ON HER STOMACH."
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daupstart:
RockStar's Grand Theft Trekkie
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Cyberbeast:
"Captain, we just got here. Can we at least wait until they do something a little more threatening than send a car for us before we destroy their civilization. You're already on probation from Starfleet for the last three planets we blew up."
Indomitus:
You know, ever since they destroyed the city builders on that one planet, they haven't been to a single place that's had intact cities. Hmmm...
Gray Zombie:
Yea, fuck the Prime Directive.
Trin Tragula:
When did Starfleet adopt "Nuke it from orbit" as official policy? It was a joke, guys. On the Internet.
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GlitTerrorRock:
*boooooop!* "Turn tape to... Side B... to continue."
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GlitTerrorRock:
"So you two are related...?"
"No, many people think that but it's pure coincidence. We did laugh when first we found out. 'Good morning Emperor Justin,' he'd say, and I'd say "good morning Emperor Justin!'" (both laugh)
"The long winter evenings must just fly by." 
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Cyberbeast:
"Also, to sex up any hot alien chicks and blow shit up whenever possible."
TheMaskedDiva:
"So don't ask me why the guy in back doesn't have any legs!"
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GlitTerrorRock:
"Um, Spock.... please don't put your arm around me like that. You're embarassing me in front of the Justins."
"As you wish.... pookie."
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