MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
- PAGE 386 -

Doctor Who - On The Web Planet (1965, TV Comic/BBC)






gleeb:
"Damn sneaky aliens, taking basic security precautions!"

Indomitus:
"Why not butt your gigantic head against it, grandfather, and try to knock it down?"

Mattteus:
YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHT OF MY GUESS!!





zoom98:
"NO! Not another white rectangle! Will those things ever leave us alone?"

gleeb:
"I'm not interested. Zip it up, John."

Mattteus:
Gillian was hit with the Devo gun and was turned into a monkey!





Dita DuPave:
"Doctor, I am the Clitoris,"

Diana Luna:
"You got it Mr.Stump!"

TheDiva:
Never mind that now--that zit's about to blow!





GlitterRock:
o/` There was a Doctor by the name of Who
And Who the Doctor always knew
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do....

He'd dive for cover, dive for cover!
He'd hide his head and two little feet
He'd dive for cover!
o/`





zoom98:
The mushroom is powering up, and not Mario this time.

Mattteus:
The red udders of DEATH!





gleeb:
Uh huh, terrible weapons of destruction. Look, I've fallen for that gag before. For all I know that could be a geyser. You better get more proof.





zoom98:
"Strange... it's not a potato...?"

GlitterRock:
(throws the rock at him, hits the Doctor in the head, there's a flash and he's Patrick Troughton)
"Well great. You've fucked up the series good and proper now, my lad! Gillian? Go and cut me a switch!"





GlitterRock:
"Rarer than Trisilicate?"
"Ooh, much!"
"Rarer than Parrinium?"
"Very!"
"Rarer than Jethrik?"
"Shut the fuck up, John."





BlakHat1:
"You killed the Caterpillar! He was my SUPPLIER, you shroom-hoarding PUNK!"





YibbleGuy:
"BUT, GRANDFATHER, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A 'DOCTOR WHO' COMIC BOOK--HOW DID WE END UP IN THE MIDDLE OF 'STARSHIP TROOPERS'?"

Mattteus:
*SMACK!* SHUT UP JOHN!!





BlakHat1:
So the Doctor's name is John Who? Mystery solved!
Does that mean little John is John Who Jr.? Or John Who III? Or a different last name entirely?





GlitterRock:
Once again, John's bloodlust cannot be sated!




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