LOST - THE COMPLETE F**KIN' EXPERIENCE CAPTIONS
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WaffleKing:
Just crawled 500 yards through a sewage pipe to freedom.





GlitterRock:
"Ooo, is that Crazy French Silk Pie?"





GlitterRock:
Josh Holloway and his biggest fan.





TheDiva:
"Hey Freckles, how's itowowshrapnelinmybackow!"





GlitterRock:
"Be warned: I once won a Hello Kitty backpack at the Iraq county fair for shooting Crazy French Bitch. I never miss!"





GlitterRock:
"I'm not gonna kill Jacob, Walt -- YOU ARE."





GlitterRock:
"Welp, time to jerk off to my Silk Spectre tijuana bible again."





WaffleKing:
Wait. Is that SHAVING CREAM on the cooler next to him? When has Sawyer ever used shaving cream?





TheDiva:
Now, when I said I wanted Sawyer to flash me...





GlitterRock:
"Why yes, I do have babysitting references!"





WaffleKing:
Sayid, Jin says he's offended by your impression of him.





tinaw:
"At least I don't need a government bailout."





WaffleKing:
Bullshit! Nuthin's fresher than Daewoo, bitch!





WaffleKing:
Now we have the flashback where we find how Principal Belding finally rapes and murders Zack Morris.
(I mean, it was obvious. What kind of principal hangs out with his students socially?)





TheDiva:
Whoa, now the T-1000 is involved?





eber3:



Dirigo:
.oO (Why can't I be a capper crush? What do Sawyer and Sayid have that I don't?) Oo.

TheDiva:
Well, I probably wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers--if only because he might blow up the bed.


WaffleKing:
With Kurt Cobain as Elton John.





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