FRIDAY THE 13TH CAPTIONS
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TheSpaceToast:
"I found your MySpace cloying a bit tacky."





YibbleGuy:
"We're safe if we can just make it to my car--it's powered by the warp nacelle from the Starship Enterprise."





TheSpaceToast:
"Anyone home? I think I just ran over your cow."





GlitterRock:
Crouching Dudley, Hidden Dragon





TheSpaceToast:
I suppose if Buffy Saint-Marie could breastfeed on Sesame Street, we can handle this.





WaffleKing:
The bird is now at half-mast. Dare she go for full extension?





TheSpaceToast:
"This is no time for caution!" *slips*





TheSpaceToast:
Let's see: moleskin, bullwhip, 19th century surveyor's kit, boxer shorts -- AHH! -- hockey mask.





WaffleKing:
Jason got confused one day and went out with a Gideon's Bible on his face.





Zee:
*Gay kid from Nightmare on Elm Street 2 bumps drawer shut with his ass*





cajunmagic:
"You know, I wanna wear the mask, but it just doesn't feel like a mask day, know what I mean?"





JMShearer:
See, guys? Jason wants to get better! He's even going to therapy!





tinaw:
Oh good. Max Cady's been looking for you.





Zee:
VICTIM





PrezGAR:
Deanna Troi?





GrayZombie:
Hello, I'm Fuckin' Old Martian Monkey, and I'm here to talk about Yankee Doodle Uke. What's a Uke, you ask? Haven't a clue. All I know is the Good Food deal fell through, now I'm stuck doing this crappy ass commercial. I'm so pissed off I think I'll fling my poo at my agent.





JMShearer:
Wait, Doctor Crusher is Jason's mom?

TheDiva:
Mme. Giry is Jason's mom?

YibbleGuy::
Bebe Neuwirth is Jason's mom?

DarkestPerk:
I'll go with Nana Visitor.

Indomitus:
Many people would, if given the chance.


AceofSwrds:
Is this an actual grab or did you just type this in yourself, Glitter?





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