ELECTRA WOMAN & DYNA GIRL CAPTIONS
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daupstart
Busted with his Adobe Photoshop custom Electra Woman and Dyna Girl porn pics. He is so ashamed...



BlakHat1
*knock-knock* "Hey Boss?"
*FLUSHHH..*
"Never mind!"



AlexGariepy
"Awoooooooooooo - them's good nachos!"



Indomitus
Diggin' that costume, Glitter. It's groovy. Except the codpiece. A codpiece can never be groovy, baby.



daupstart
Glitter: [voice of Err] "Ladies and muthaf(beeep)ing gentlemen. May I introduce to you... The Andromeda Cod-Piece!"
[Bat swings hitting crotch, metal sound and weird sparkling sound effects heard]
Glitter: [voice of Err] " ........... urk............ I think it needs further calibrations..........."



RodRocket
"SideMan want present board topic! Me want be Screengrab SideMan!!!!"



LauraPowers85
Oh no, we're losing reception! How am I going to watch the Mr. Arkansas pageant now?



daupstart
Glitter: [voice of Err] "Hey, whattha... Whattha f(beeep)?! What's wrong with my Cap-Page Board?! Where's the muthaf(beeep)ing Screengrab Walken?!"
"He called out sick, sir."
Glitter: [voice of Err] "WHAT?! Called out sick?! He's a muthaf(beeep)ing android! How the hell a muthaf(beeep)ing android gonna call out sick?!"
"I don't know, sir. He just called and said he felt like he was coming down with the flu and--"
Glitter: [voice of Err] "GODDAMN wit chu muthaf(beeep)ers! I swear!!"



GlitterRock
A blonde gets easily distracted by bling.
"Wait a minute, Glitter -- she's not a real blonde!"
That's ok. It's not real bling.



Zee
"If you think that's impressive, you should see the Oscar I got for starring in Laserblast."



daupstart
"Dyna Girl, calling base! Dyna Girl calling base! We have a code Red emergency! Electra Woman is down and.... Uh, hold on, I got another call. [click]
Hello?.... Heyyy, Laquita! Wassup, girlfriend?.... Aw yknow. Shit, chillin'. My mom took a Glitter shot through the chest and is all dyin and shit..... Haha! I told her to get them laser proof boob implants. She know she need 'em.... What? Oh yeah, Shazam! Gurl lemme tell you, I met him before and he is fiiiiinnnne.... I'll put a Captain on his marvel anytime. Tsk. Oh damn, what does base want now? Girl, I call you back. Base up here trippin and shit, I told them to hold on..."



LauraPowers85
Ooh! Glitter finally got one of my letters!



Indomitus
"This one's from a Jimmy from Poughkeepsie... Can we put that up on still-store, Cambot?"



tinaw
I was *wondering* where my sheet music for Little Shop of Horrors went! Sent Glitter the wrong thing -- again. Last time it was a pair of undies. . . I've said too much.



Zee
.oO(Why does SideMan keep leaving these crude drawings of himself nude around the Glitterdome?)



AlexGariepy
"I wish Alex didn't write this letter in fineprint... I need my reading Glitter glasses for this one."


JMShearer
"This JMShearer fellow is a complete nutter, if his resume is to be believed, but since nobody else is applying to be my Junior Assistant Wacky Scientist, Grade 3, I guess I have to hire him. What do you think, SideMan?"


Gray Zombie
Yes, your arch nemesis, GlitterRock, is spending time on the internet. Making humorous captions to images from television shows.
"Perhaps these captions are coded messages for some of his diabolical deeds."
That's what I'm thinking, but the Electra-Translator-DooHickey-Thingamabob blew several fuses when I tried to have it translate these captions from Gray Zombie regarding a "Love Taco".





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