Shockeye2006
Voiceover: Give in to the awesome gaming power of the Commodore 64!

Cyberbeast
Kids today, opening portals to Hell. When I was a kid all we had was Super Mario Brothers, and we liked it!

Sidesk
Well spotted.

GlitterRock
CALLER:
MR. ALUCARD (SCHOOL?)
MESSAGE:
INTERESTED IN
VAN HALEN DIARY
POSSIBLE $$$

Mattteus
P.S. I'm sending my jackbooted thugs to make dinner

Indomitus
PS - No opening any gaping hellmouths while I'm gone, or you're grounded.

Cyberbeast
PPS - There's goat's blood in the 'fridge.

Zee
PPPS- Thanks for having the guts to play Nancy one last time. At last Freddy's back where he belongs.
Regards, Wes.

KKDW
PPPPS-You get shot by terrorists on the night I go back in time again!

Sidesk
Something tells me this Joseph won't go far.

Shockeye2006
"I'm a level 5 Magic User, with a +5 Wand of Magic Missiles, Boots of Running, and a Cape of Invisibility. You will obey me!"
*The cat just stares at him*

(Back in the mid-80s, D&D magicians were called Magic Users. Now don't tell my wife I know this or I'll never get laid again.)

Shockeye2006
The Dark Book: Because no one involved in this movie could pronounce Necronomicon.

Cyberbeast
Please note: No Animal Control Centers were harmed in the making of this film.
You know what that wall needs?

A yawning chasm into Hell.

Zee
"Hi there, Satan! Is your weiner ticklish?"

GlitterRock
"BAD TOUCH! THE MORNINGSTAR NEEDS AN ADULT!"

Indomitus
"I see the rawkin' awesomeness of my Trans Am was too much for you."

GlitterRock
Young Jeff Greenfield gets ready to kick Young Tim Russert's ass.

Zee
"I am gonna George Will all over your ass..."