HanoferF
Great, now I'm never gonna get to Farpoint

Generik
"Yeah, sure, Mayan calendar, whatever. It's yours for ten bucks. Damn thing runs out in 2012 for some reason, so you don't have too much longer."

Occupant
o/' IN THE YEAR 3000!!!

Occupant
Ground control to major freak

Jazzsoda
"%Wake up in the mornin' with my.... little China girl... or possibly a teenage Vietnamese boy... Man how much did I drink last niiiight?%"

kilroy105
That reminds me of a man.
What man?
The man with the model.
What model?
The model named Iman.
Iman?
Yeah, man.
What man?
Nevermind.

kilroy105
"I just sold out for a..."
"COFFEE AD!
"Yeah they paid me!"
"COFFEE AD!"
"'Bout a hundred grand..."
"COFFEE AD!"
"Sanka's the best I e-ver had..."

JediClone
Rosanne Rodancearama

JediClone
See Logan. See Logan Run. Run, Logan, Run!

JonnyFrag
Where's Johnnie?

E_B_A
This happens every night. This guy pops out of my toilet and leers at me for a couple minutes before submerging again, mysteriously. I wonder what it means...

E_B_A
"Ahh yes, Rube Goldberg's fucking machine. I'd heard about that..."

JediClone
Carl straightens his tie.
Carl's tie unstraightens itself.
Carl straightens his tie again.
Carl's tie unstraightens itself again.
Carl reaches slowly for the Holy Water...

Mattteus
Uh oh, I think we're going to have to go out to Staples and get Canada a new red ink cartridge

gleeb
Love!…Love!…Love!
Love, Canadian style-

"Ahem."

"Oh, very well…
L'Amour!…L'Amour!…L'Amour!
L'Amour, a la mode Canadienne…

GlitterRock
"Janis thorn? What's a Janis thor--/THUD/

Zee
How ladylike, she's riding side-saddle.

tinaw
"Am I not crimpey enough for the 80's club?"