Zee
Beastly and the Beast

Zee
Pug-Fugly and the Beast

TheDiva
Beast and the Other Beast

TheDiva
Terry Jones was a prettier woman!

Zee
Jebus, even Jamie Farr was a prettier woman!

Shadarus
Oh come off it, dog turd on a STICK makes a prettier woman than this...

Mattteus
Talk about bumping uglies.

TheDiva
I don't know who's getting the worst of it here.

Shadarus
Oh, that's easy. _WE_ are!

Indomitus
Maurice Sendak's
Where the Wild Things Screw

Zee
It's like Single White Female, and you think it's Bridget Fonda blowing you, and when you finally do realize it's not Bridget Fonda it's too late and you shoot off in their mouth... then you pull off the wig to reveal...

!

GlitterRock
(reading Zee's caption)
MYYY EYEEESSSS!! MYYYY EYESSSSSS!!

Dita DuPave
Dammit, and I just got up.

TheDiva
I um...I'm sorry, I think Zee's caption broke me.

TheDiva
The housebreaking scene gets left out of most retellings of "Beauty and the Beast"...

Zee
"Get up here and jump on my vagina!"

Zee
Somehow, doesn't even begin to cover it...

Dita DuPave
Damn, I REALLY did not want to see this this morning.

Diana Luna
Good, because something tells me that I don't want to see the next part!

Zee
Who's sicker- GlitterRock for posting stuff like this over and over again, or us, for coming back over and over again?

Diana Luna
What you'll need to watch the ugly tranny and the beast sketch.