Diana Luna
A sniper with five guns? Wow, Gianni must be hard to kill!

GlitterRock
"Yes, men, that is our objective -- GIANNI'S SUITE MUST DIE!"

YibbleGuy
Irlene Mandrell enjoys her Rabbit vibrator.

WaffleKing
Pee-Wee Herman gets caught molesting Konky.

GlitterRock
(waving)
"Hi everyone! Be sure to look for me in EVERY FRIGGIN' MOVIE THAT'S EVER SET IN LAS VEGAS!"

WaffleKing
The Coin Castle, that's on Level 3 of Super Mario Bros. right?

Zee
The new issue of Black Tail arrived and I don't want any distractions.

RodRocket
Dennis Franz IS James Bond!

Indomitus
Phil Collins IS Johnny English!

meqal
Rob Reiner IS Dirty Harry

GlitterRock
Dr. Phil IS Sledge Hammer!

SweetHeart666
Dom Deluise IS Frank Drebin!

Zee
She's the colorful domestic that cleans up their van for them. They wrote her out of the show after two episodes.

GlitterRock
...and with a seductive gleam in his eye, Murdock twirled his handle-bar mustache whilst looking at Face....
- excerpt from "I Love It When A Plan Cums Together"

That's right, folks -- A-Team slashfic. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

GlitterRock
"Damn, he's taller than I thought. Call down to the front desk, and ask for an extra pillow."

GlitterRock
(unzipping his fly....reaching in... stroking)
"MURDOCK! WHAT THE FUCK??"
"I ordered an in-room porno. My bad, did anyone else wanna watch, too?"

meqal
NBC censors has edited this screengrab due to content.

Zee
But the audio remains! I can almost hear it now...
"That's it, Mad Dog, fuck me in the ass. Oh! Don't cum too fast! I'll squeeze my cheeks together, rip your.. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP