DOCTOR WHO CAPTIONS
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LadyLoxley
Those naughty Cybermen have been into the jam again.




TheLurker
Oh, now, really. This isn't flash animation, it's the BBC sticking cardboard figures up in front of the camera.




KKDW
The Mondas Chainsaw Massacre




GlitTurkeyRock
"Back in my day, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy scissors and knives coming from the ceiling in order to convert a person into a Cyberman! Flibblidy-flobbidy-floo!! We had a BIG HONKING CHAINSAW to cut off the bits that weren't needed! And it was painful! And we LIKED IT!"




GlitTurkeyRock
Torchwood Episode 8
"Another Cyberwoman, More Cyberboobage"
by Mark Gatiss




GlitTurkeyRock
Of all the Big Finish female-companion boobage they could be showing, they give us a whopping good look at Evelyn Smythe




GlitTurkeyRock
Uh oh. Some kid broke the flappy-piece-of-rollover-skin on his Six Million Dollar Man '70s doll!




GlitTurkeyRock
++I-DON'T-KNOW++
*sploosh! laugh track*




TheDiva
You looked in the Ark, didn't you?




kilroy105
About bloody time Mark McKinney got what was coming to him.




echostation
The Doctor discovers the meaning of "cyber-sex"!




Sidesk
Eccles puckers up and says "I think you need a Doctor."




TheLurker
He knows martial arts. Y'know, because he's Asian.




GlitTurkeyRock
VILLAIN PROFILE: The Cyber Controller, v3.0
AKA: Evelyn Smythe, Big Head, Chrome Dome
PLUSSES: Um. Well, has a big head. Red eyes. Sort of cool. Not dumb enough to go chasing after the Doctor up a rope-ladder!
MINUSES: Trapped inside of the time-obelisk. Like most Cyber Controllers, doesn't really DO anything except talk. Got its ass beaten by YEE JEE TSO fer cryin' out loud!
SECRET DESIRE: To challenge the Daleks to a post-"Doomsday" rematch for best two-out-of-three. Oh, and to overcome that whole 'allergic to gold' thing.




TheDiva
They cybered a Pini elf!




TheDiva
The Doctor's latest companion is the lady from the adult reference desk?


Sidesk
"Ah, so you admit it!"


TheDiva
Wait, they got a guy who can't speak a line convincingly to save his soul for a RADIO drama? What is the production staff on, and why aren't they sharing?








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