GlitterRock
He's putting out the lights on Privet Drive!

The Youth of Australia
Rose! If you're looking up those alien bondage websites again, so help me I'll swing for you!

YingYang
"I'm Vaguely Maria Bello and I'm befuddled..."

Indomitus
"Rose... You must go to the Dagobah System."
"Wha'? Wha'ever for?"
"...Not sure, really. Just seemed the proper thing to say. No idea why."
"Can I go to Agent Provocateur instead then? I'd much rather get in some shopping."
"I, uh... I imagine so... ROSE! You must go to the Agent Provocateur System!"

GlitterRock
Hmmm, a holographic program, called "The Doctor," programmed to appear during an emergency... I wonder where I've heard that before.....

TheDiva
"Have a great life. Do that for me, Rose--have a fantastic life. Oh, and smack Mickey upside the head for me, would you?"
(On another note...*melt*)

GlitterRock
o/` Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight.... tonight.... o/`

The Youth of Australia
Hullo, Rose. It's me, the ghost of the Ninth Doctor. Me and Clive and Rafello and Gwyneth and de Maggio and Suki and Pete and most of humanity here. We were just wondering... what did we ever do to you? You're cursed, girl! PS - tell the new me to get a bloody haircut.

The Youth of Australia
Of course! It's the new bad wolf - "Police telephone box free for use of public advice and assistance obtainable immediately officers and cars respond to urgent calls pull to open!" That'll start turning up everywhere in series two, mark my words!

YingYang
I bet a British rainbow has the same colors in it, huh?

The Youth of Australia
Rose finally broke down when she realized Mickey was a sci-fi fan. All the signs were there. The website. The wild-staring eyes. The lack of social life - but worst of all... worst of all... the ANORAK!!!

YingYang
Kelly Ripa's a vampire!

TheDiva
"I just wanted to remind everyone that I love Katie Holmes. Thank you."

The Youth of Australia
"And tonight on Shag-Jack, I'll be, ahem, dancing with the latest winner of The Weakest Link, President Banhoong, Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Face of Boe and a charming little thing by the name of "Davros"..."

GlitterRock
"SCOTT-BAIO-GAVE-ME-PINKEYE!"

The Youth of Australia
Uh, I hate to criticize Doctor Who for its poor budget but surely they could come up with a better visualization of the Dalek production line? I mean, seriously!

GlitterRock
Billie, put back Lisa Marie's "Planet of the Apes" makeup and quit playing around.
"OOK OOK! I'm a monkey! Banana!"
Fine. Lemme call up The Secretive Bus; I think he still has that banana left over from 'The Krotons' gallery.

The Secretive Bus
*puff wheeze puff*
Sorry, did somebody want a banana?