Gray Zombie
When Billie Met Charisma.

The Youth of Australia
"D'ya wanna come with me? Cause, if you do, then I should warn you - you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The Day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet. It won't be safe. And it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be. The trip of a lifetime."
"No."
"Oh. A quick shag, then?"

TheDiva
I thought it was just a Christopher Eccleston thing, but apparently the BBC can only afford to light one half of an actor at a time.

The Youth of Australia
Why, oh why is it that whenever you see the inside of the police box doors there's always Daleks involved? First the Cushing movies and now this, it's just uncanny.

TheDiva
All right, whoever took his chin give it back, or I start macing!

LadyLoxley
Oh all right - no need to get violent.

Gray Zombie
HI. I'm Billlie's cousin. Can I be a crush?
"Mum made me bring her with me."

daupstart
Billie does not approve of Stephanie Weir from Mad TV being on the show.

TheDiva
GRRR, DOCTOR SMASH!!

Gray Zombie
Do you mind.
"You said it was easy, show us."
I can't do it with you guys staring over my shoulder.
"You said that you were as funny as all the Cappers put together. Prove it."
I am as funny.....
"Admit it, you just want to get into Billie's pants, like Gray and Glitter."
.....or yours.

daupstart
"You see, the stranglation of Mickey is more than just murder. It's an art. It takes a certain savoir-faire."
"..... GLK!....."
"[Ohhhhh.] [Yes, yes] [We see now...]"

TheDiva
"Well, since we're going to die anyway, I say we just have an orgy here and now."
"That's your solution for everything, Jack!"

YingYang
"Oh, these? Ying needed something to hold while taking me from behind..."

TheDiva
"Oi! The position of enthusiastic blonde companion is already filled, thank you very much!"

The Youth of Australia
"HULLO! MY NAME'S MISHTER GUMBEEEEEEEEE.... HULLO!!!!!"

twetwe123
"Pertwhe! You baftard! You shtole ma teef!"

TheDiva
Great, now who stole HIS teeth?

LadyLoxley
Fine, you win again *searches pockets*