daupstart
"Check it out! I'm doing the Dalek!"
[cue Herbie Hancock breakdance music]

GlitterRock
Captain Jack enjoyed chasing Rose around the console room with a leaf-blower.

GlitterRock
"Ewww! That dead Dalek smells all gamey!"
"Yeah. And it's drippin' all over the floor."
"... Does it turn you on as much as it does me?"
"More!"
"Prove it!!"

AlexGariepy
Nothing like the destruction of many salt-shaker robot thingies to get one's mojo going.

The Youth of Australia
Any minute it's gonna wake up and leap straight for the Doctor's throat. It doesn't matter if its badly injured or will die out of its casing, it's gonna rip his neck open! Full fist, Kaled Mutant. FULL FIST!
...
Oh, no, wait. It IS dead. Shame.

TheDiva
So, calimari in large trash cans is the biggest threat in the universe...

GlitterRock
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGGER ALL!"
Seeing 'em fly is one thing -- but no one EVER expected to see a Dalek give the Doctor a kick in the bollocks!

Gray Zombie
YOU-WILL-BRING-BACK-KIRK-OR-YOU-WILL-BE-EXTERMINATED.
"DO-NOT-FORGET-THE-ELVES"
OH-YEA-ALSO-STAR-TREK-NEEDS-MORE-ELVES!

GlitterRock
My God! The Daleks' "cut-and-paste" technology is more advanced than ever!

YingYang
Whoa! There's no way I can handle three tennis ball shooters at once!

GlitterRock
"You look like a bleedin' scrotum!"
"NOW-DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-WHY-I-STAYED-IN-THE-MACHINE-ALL-THESE-YEARS??"

gleeb
"Yes, yes, I look like a scrotum with an eye. I'd hoped we could get beyond that sort of thing…"

YingYang
"I now pronounce you ISP and Server. You may now connect to the bride..."

TheDiva
Time to deploy my forehead!

TheDiva
.oO(Why don't Gray and Glitter go for me?)

YingYang
Scowly McGee

TheDiva
DO-NOT-BLASPHEME! DO-NOT-BLASPHEME!
"...Great, that's all I need: Republican Daleks."

The Youth of Australia
"'Do not blaspheme'? I'm the bleeding Son of God - if anyone knows about blasphemy, it's me for crying out loud..."