gleeb
A cunning anagram for "eclectic porn shorts, eh?"

The Youth of Australia
The Daleks supervise test footage of the regeneration, ultimately dismissing it as "too Androzani".

Gray Zombie
THIS-IS-NOT-VERY-INTERESTING-WITHOUT-GRAPHICS!
"IS-THIS-BAD-WOLF-TV-OR-KEOGH-TV?"

GlitterRock
"THE-EMPEROR-DALEK-IS-ASLEEP. NOW-WE-SHALL-WATCH-SCRAMBLED-CABLE-PORN."
"I-THINK-I-SEE-A-NIPPLE."

YingYang
Who knew the 'Gilmore Girls' primary audience was Daleks?....Wait, I meant 'Who' in the questioning sense, not the...not the guy....

TheDiva
The Doctor's speech at the end of "Bad Wolf" was so cool that even the Daleks rewound the tape so they could watch it again.

gleeb
It was originally "Parting of the Hair", but then they got a look at Eccleston's noggin.

TheLurker
Considering the type of fanfics written after this aired, "The Parting Of The Legs" would be more appropriate.

gleeb
DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN SO BLUE
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COME OVER YOU
YOU'VE FOUND SOMEBODY NEW
AND DON'T IT MAKE BY BROWN OPTICAL RECEPTOR BLUE?

The Youth of Australia
Does everyone HAVE to stand on that side of the console?!

Dita DuPave
Rocket Powered Vibrator....AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

The Secretive Bus
Looks like a metallic cricket eating a Walkers crisp to me, but that's because I don't have as wide a knowledge of vibrators as you all no doubt possess...

GlitterRock
"Magrethean nuclear-missiles at two o'clock."
"Piece o'cake! This is a time machine! I'll just nip ahead to three o'clock, and they'll pass right by!"

YingYang
I always wondered if the cat bitch from "Farscape" was hot under all the make-up...

TheDiva
Yikes, someone hollowed out her throat!

The Youth of Australia
The Dalek regenerates!
"HELLO! I AM A DA... HMMM. NEW TENTACLES. THAT IS UNUSUAL. WHERE WAS I? OH, YES. EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS!"

AlexGariepy
"Ah, smell that fresh regeneration smell!"

YingYang
Fuckin'...Dude, just read the instructions. A thighmaster isn't very hard to master...