The Youth of Australia
Hi.
I'm Rose.
Talk to me on 1800-TIMEGIRL-LOVE.
You be the Bad Wolf, I'll be Red Riding Hood.
Grrr.

GlitterRock
We have your companion, Doctor! You will obey or she will be capped!
"No."
Explain yourself!
"I said no."
What is the meaning of this negative?
"It means no."
But she will be capped! Made fun of! The whole nine-yards: boobie jokes, DER faces, everything!
"No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Cap-Page Board, and then I'm going to save the Earth, and then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last STINKING Capper off of the internet!"
But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan!
"Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death?! Rose?"
"Yes, Doctor??"
"I'm coming to get you."

YingYang
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Ying doesn't know anything about this show, so his not getting references pisses me off alot! GRRRRRRRRR!"

TheDiva
Right, so far so good...Gray, Glitter, you go take Miss Tyler somewhere and entertain her. I'm gonna need a group of ladies to welcome the good Doctor when he arrives. Any volunteers?

LadyLoxley
Present, Diva.

AgentMoldy
(Yes, I believe I'm free that day, Diva.)

The Youth of Australia
"Hey, Doctor, you won't believe what happens next week..."
"SHHH!!! I am spoiler free!"

YingYang
"I'm...doing this....very hard...to get....my.....point across...."

YingYang
Beakman's World? The fuck?!

The Youth of Australia
Everyone watches the new series of Doctor Who.

YingYang
Rose figures out a way to blow the right producer to land a cooshy recurring role on "Footballer's Wives"...

The Youth of Australia
Hi, I'm the Doctor. I'm facing an enemy I can't defeat with no chance of escape. I'll call you back when I've regenerated. Speak after the tone. BEEEEEP.

The Youth of Australia
Their eyes met across a crowded room. The cynics may scoff but for Roselyn Annabel Tyler and Zeg Dalek # 493087, it truly was love at first sight. They needed only the freedom to explore each other further. They were gonna set the crops on fire. Oh, yah. Sweet, sweet can-day.

The Secretive Bus
Is that the spirit of Roger Delgado looking in on the left?
"Nyeh heh heh. You'll get yours, Doctor. Yes, yours will soon be got. You only have four bodies left to go, and then you'll pay for all of those wisecracks about my fluctuating sexuality. Nyeh heh heh..."

The Youth of Australia
The TARDIS, caught between one season and another, a void referred to as "Christmas"...

YingYang
Sure you don't want to use all the letters in the alphabet there, Chris?

The Secretive Bus
The new title sequence was originally going to have a small spaceman travelling through a tunnel and emerging through the O of "Eccleston" before flying away, but they felt that that would be silly.

The Youth of Australia
This is an image of the name CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON. Swanning off.