DOCTOR WHO CAPTIONS
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Gray Zombie
Ok, Glitter, I'll flip you to see which one of us she gets to wake up next to. Jason, do it.
(Jason picks up GlitterRock and tosses him in the air. Glitter lands on the ground face first.)
Tails, I win.



TheDiva
So, every time we think Rose has bought the farm, it just turns out she's a Dalek hostage. Got it.



GlitterRock
(Dalek eyestalk dips lower...lower...lower)
"Oi! My eyes are up here!"
"MY-VISION-IS-IMPAIRED!"



YingYang
Mad-Eye Moody has excellent taste...



Rena Rayne
*looks through spyhole* Oi, crazy lady. Stop staring at my door!



GlitterRock
Geez Doc. You really should turn off your MSN Messenger while you're saving the Earth! That's just rude!



TheDiva
You would think a place like Satellite 5/Gamestation would have a basic pop-up blocker installed, but noooo....



YingYang
Post-apocalyptic heroine chicks are no different than any other girl. They're just as susceptible to horse tranquilizers as the next gal...



GlitterRock
Orbit Gum -- now in Bad Wolf-flavor.
"Fabulous!"



GlitterRock
"You're HOW thick?" (widening fingers)
"Bigger.... a little bigger.... a little more. Right there, stop."
(grinning) "I'm Captain Jack Harkness, lovely to meet you!"



GlitterRock
"Look sir! Droids!"



AgentMoldy
"Four touchdowns in one game for Polk High! Doesn't that matter to anyone???"



YingYang
"Hey, 'Scilla, make me a sammich or I'll smack the hell outta ya!Uh-huuuuuuuuh!"



Trin Tragula
"You want to know whose fookin' fault it is? Yours! Yes, that's right! All those jokes about...about feeling my companions up and Captain Jack and me having sex all the time and how...and how...and you know what I'm talking about! You've seen the last of Happy Fun Doctor, Cappers, and it's all your fault!"



TheDiva
Oh crap, not "Independence Day"!



TheDiva
And now it's the opening to "Mars Attacks"...


gleeb
"Damn traffic. Next invasion, we leave early and beat the rush."


The Youth of Australia
That battle formation spells out the words BAD WOLF.
Or K9 SUX. Depends which side you're looking at.








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