The Youth of Australia
"Rose, what have I told you about leaving that radiation cannister next to the fridge? This tupperware's glowing!"

GlitterRock
The Ninth Doctor is the most down-to-Earth of all of the Doctors. Sure, they all save the universe and everything ... but the Ninth is the only one who'll fix the float valve on your toliet!

YingYang
Hey! I banged the chick from Target, so I'm up to 370!

The Youth of Australia
Until Jackie cut the umbilical cord, Rose would never be allowed to travel with the Doctor.

The BitShifter
I don't see what the fuss is--just add water to reconstitute her, like they did on Batman. Remember to use distilled water though, or she'll be unstable. Not that you could tell any difference...

GlitterRock
"Sorry, Doctor. Rose won't be much use to you on the TARDIS now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with."

gleeb
.oO I can't believe he's not even giving me a reacharound. Oo.

TheDiva
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There's probably an anal rape caption I could make here, but Chris just looks so devastated and lost in this scene that I can't seem to manage it. Cap around me for a second, would you?

LadyLoxley
Well, let's see...I...I...can't manage it either!

TheDiva
So they replaced John Barrowman with an Auton for this one scene and didn't expect anyone to notice?

YingYang
Waiting at the abortion clinic: AWKWARD.

GlitterRock
"Jack, get this straight right now ... in prison, I'M the butch and you're the bitch."
"Waaaaay ahead of you, pal."

YingYang
"No fair! You got to fuck her anally last time!"
"Hey! Who's the main character here?"
"Well NOW it's you, but there've been tons of other guys..."

The Youth of Australia
"Look, it's just two years. Hell, with good behaviour, it'll be eighteen months. Remember when you were born, and then you were eighteen months? The time flew by."
"They flew by because I had two breasts as big as my head at my beck and call day and night. Give me that now and I wouldn't be complaining."
"...Maybe Lynda's up for it?"

TheDiva
"Jack?"
Don't ask, okay?
"Are you--?"
Look, I said don't ask!
"But it's not like the TARDIS keyhole is very--"
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME LUBRICANT?!?!?

AgentMoldy
*Chitter* -- Oh wait, he's British. I mean, *Chittah*.

Trin Tragula
"-uckin' 'ell, that's a big bastard. What is it?"
"That's your paycheque, Mr. Eccleston."

The Youth of Australia
"Trust me, Doctor. This disco is the best! It's just a bit quiet at the moment..."