GlitterRock
"How can a robot catch tonsillitis? I mean, what do you need it for??"

GlitterRock
"Hold on, ladies. I don't want to have to shoot either one of you."
"But-you-are-unarmed. You-are-naked."
(reaching around) "Uh... one second.... (feeling) where's that damn Compact Laser Deluxe?? ... (reaching deeper) Sonic Vibrator, no.... Algy's dogtags, no.... gerbil, n--the hell, a banana?? How does the Doctor keep doing THAT?"

GlitterRock
Ahh damn. Gray, we installed the secret-camera in Billie's shower BACKWARDS!

TheDiva
Cute, sweet, and hero-worships the main character. Yeah, she's doomed.

GlitterRock
BAD WOLF Corporation. The galaxy's production-leader in plot devices, foreshadowing, and Good Food.

TheDiva
This isn't so much foreshadowing as fore-slapping-the-audience-in-the-face-with-it...

gleeb
With a name like Bad Wolf, it's got to be good jam.

The Youth of Australia
Another awkward and chaste moment outside the disco. Perhaps if, at that moment, Jack hadn't burst out of the doors high on cheap Andromedan cocaine, this could have been the night.
Yes, this could have been the night...

TheDiva
Sure it looks impressive, but how are you gonna fit it up your ass, hmmmm?
....On second thought, don't answer that. I don't think I want to know.

GlitterRock
Oooh, Jack's found the BFG 9000. He's gonna be tough to beat!

TheSpaceToast
"Is it KINKY?"

TheDiva
They've started picking off the commentators on "Best Week Ever"!

JMShearer
That's bad why, Diva?

TheDiva
Never said it was. In fact, I was wondering what took so long.

YingYang
Then it truly is the best week ever.

YingYang
"Well, you've voted off the best players like conniving little fuckweasels, and you've only managed to bank...Wait...You're in the negatives..How the fuck....?"

GlitterRock
"Alright, who misspelled Aragorn's name?? You KNOW Arwen's gonna bitch about this unless it's fixed!"

TheDiva
Actually, that's Aragorn's brother. He's assistant manager at a fish-and-chips shop in Bree.