CLOWN PORN CAPTIONS
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YibbleGuy
Minnie Driver is pensive.





Indomitus
Hey, that's not wallpaper! That's a sheet! LIES! Clown porn is nothing but LIES!





RodRocket
What happens to the kids who lose Bozo's Grand Prize Game....





Mattteus
Clown Porn is like accidentally putting salt in your coffee thinking it was sugar...





RodRocket
John McCain addresses the Circus Workers of America Union, Clowns and Tummelers Division. "And if elected, I promise a bottle of seltzer on every table and a cream pie in every face! THANK YOU!"





Indomitus







Indomitus
This has been a test. Had this been actual clown porn, you would have been instructed on the proper way to mercifully take your own life and those of the people around you.





GlitterRock
"Who should I get to write 'Clown Porn' with me?"
"Put Quitmeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?"





Indomitus
Two groups of adult movie makers decide to each make a movie with a budget and a real script. One group ends up with an award-winning movie named "Pirates." The other? "Clown Porn."





Panic
They will die.



Sidesk
They sought permission? That's not a good sign.


Sorry. Not very interesting without graphics.

Sidesk
Even the font is deranged.





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