Shadarus
Wow, not many a man can balance a page-a-day calendar on his...
WHAT???

cajunmagic
Which member of the Bush cabinet is this again? (I'm not even sure he's a member of the Bush cabinet. Nor do I care if he's a member of the Bush cabinet. I just like saying Bush cabinet. BUSH CABINET!)

Mattteus
Very fitting since I consider both of them to be total wipes.

gleeb
.oO Geez, this trial is taking forever! We knew how to hurry these things along in my day! Oo.

JMShearer
Granted, I don't know much about college sports, but which school has the Tellarite as its mascot?

YibbleGuy
. o O "Mmmm! Food is DELICIOUS this way! Why is this is the only thing that I've never done doggie-style before?"

RodRocket
"Why don't this milkshake bring all the boys to MY yard?"

TheDiva
Wait...her full name is ICE Madonna?

cajunmagic
"From the makers of 'Titanic'"? That's gotta be a typo.

PrezGAR
(A tiny ball bounces back and forth, getting rid of the backbround piece by piece.)

cajunmagic
See that's the problem. We're sending Martin Short to look for Osama. If it was me I'd send Truck Turner, on the right there, after him.

Mushmouth
They replaced CHUCK WOOLERY on Love Connection!?! WTF!!!

Shadarus
Why is Tuvok consoling Keiko O'Brien?

Shadarus
Okay, I know I'm gonna get crap for this, but:
I lost my virginity to 'Sooner Or Later' from this album.

GlitterRock
Better that, than "I'm Going Bananas"

TheDiva
I lost my virginity to the sounds of "Ouch, I'm having trouble getting inside..."

cajunmagic
I lost mine to the sound of "Is it in yet?". I've, um, *grown* since then.

Zee
I lost mine to the sound of... well, let's just say there was a lot of crying involved.