LauraPowers85
I wouldn't mind a cuddle party. I mean, just think of all the back scratches and rubs! It's a small pipe dream of mine.

daupstart
-- Jean-Luc Picard. Starfleet Academy Cadet and Campus Orgy Coordinator.

Dita DuPave
"He jump on my--cheesecake?"

Shadarus

cajunmagic

TheDiva

SweetHeart666

Dita DuPave

AlexGariepy
I'd insert an emoticon here to express my distress, but it seems all the good ones were taken.

Shadarus
*closes eyes, beats forehead on desk*
"Glitter, have we done something to offend you???"

Indomitus
I don't know whether to cringe or laugh. Most guys get out of ice cold water with bigger bulges than that.

cajunmagic
This is a side of Lazytown I did NOT wanna see!

Gray Zombie
And suddenly, Disco Jesus is starting to sound like a great idea.

JMShearer
Great Scot! Why has nobody offered this person some pants? And if nobody's going to do that, when are they going to offer us therapy?

GlitterRock
That 0070's Show

cajunmagic
"Come the fifth year of century XXI
There'll be a capper called Cajun
Drinking beer by the case
He'll have to cap my stupid face"

(OMG! He was right!)

Indomitus
I think I found one about me, too, can't quite remember. Something about "horseless carriage that won't start" and "uncomfortable shoes." Well, could be anybody I guess.

Zee
"And there shall be a capper
with lungs of weed and penis of power
whose caps shall fall straight and true
And who shall photograph his mother in the shower