Zee
Gah! Best Week Teeth strikes again!

Shadarus
Woo Hoo! Whoever they are, I officially invite them to late-night coffee!

cajunmagic
Been there, did that.

GlitterRock
(reading the note)
W...with a fish?

crazyredheadedchick
Who *didn't* have sex at church camp? That's the only reason I went to church camp!

TheDiva
How can you fail at eating?

AlexGariepy
She used a Gameshark, that bitch.

Gray Zombie
Ok, that's not a caption. Ok? It's not a caption.
(Guy holds up another card) "I know it stinks, but I like the smell of my own poop in the GlitterDome"
I don't think that'll get it on the GlitterDome.....but go ahead and try it.

cajunmagic
Mine smells like white roses.

gleeb
You're admitting this, but you're still too squeamish to say "shit"?

AlexGariepy
Are you lying about that card now?

Indomitus
What a coincidence. I hate people who remind me of you, too.

gleeb
Well, why did you get a phone with razor-sharp fangs?

TheDiva
His parents must be so proud.

gleeb
HER parents must be so proud.

AlexGariepy
STOP STEALING MY CAPTIONS, SCREENGRAB!!!

gleeb
Psst, the ham and cheese sandwiches at lunch are giving you away.

RodRocket
He's not behaving in a stately Wain manner.