jackrouters
YATTA!

Mattteus
Ha ha! I filled the cookie jar with india ink!

Zee
This guy really likes Jimbo Jones' shirt!

DiscoBoy
"DO NOT RESIST THE TEAL! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!"

Sidesk
Oh, like that's so evil. If he went to the Annual Nanny Convention, that might be a little tactless. Or am I thinking of the wrong case?

gleeb
Eh, husbands are notorious for forgetting anniversaries.

TheDiva
[Mr. Burns] Simpson, eh? [/Mr. Burns]

Zee
"I'd eat yo pussy if it was white, love, OJ Simpson."

AlexGariepy
Oh, EVERYONE is a 'Comedian' on the show. Why can't it be a 'Fireman' or 'French Maid' or 'Lt. Col.'?

cajunmagic
"Now that I won Dancing With the Stars, I'm off to Burma."
"Burma?"
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me."

GlitterRock
"I'm flippin' off Nick with the finger!"
"Jessica honey, that's the wrong finger."
"... .... there are wrong fingers on my hand, daddy?"
(sigh) "Just be quiet, and shake the double-Ds, baby."

LadyLoxley
The Wicker Smurf?

SweetHeart666
Peyo's Apocalypse NOW

jackrouters
Despite her physical limitations, Osweena Cobblepot became a highly-regarded pundit and television commentator.

TheDiva
Thanks to you and "Best Week Ever," these men are behind bars!

TheDiva
...private HELL!

TheDiva
This is the closest VH1 will get to anything resembling classic literature.

gleeb
A whole summer? Faulkin' A!