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LadyLoxley
See? Not everything from the 80s was crap





GlitTurkeyRock
BROWN MANOR NOT IN THE NEWS TODAY
Having Nothing To Do With Either The Mansion Or The Estate





TheDiva
"Don't you be muscling in on my territory, Franklin! I broke that Tesla bastard, and I can break you!"





GlitTurkeyRock
"So Tom.... you have sex with your slaves, too?"





GlitTurkeyRock
... which slipped effortlessly into 80s culture with all the subtlety of a clown hammer to the face. Thanks alot, movie.





Zee
Okay, here's the news, now where's Huey Lewis?





TheDiva
Oh for the love of--Glitter, I know you're evil and all, but selling Marilyn Musgrave ad space on the Board is beyond the pale!





Zee
Does anyone ever put anything on underdrive?





Shadarus
(Since I'm already going to hell...)
You can tell which actor's holding it, just LOOK at that shake!





GlitTurkeyRock
"It was a scratch! No pick!"





TheDiva
Ah yes, the 80s, when fashion didn't have to be practical.





jackrouters
We have a small actor as star, let's give him the LARGEST shades on the planet!





Zee
PLOT POINT!





TheDiva
Yeah, I keep my plutonium under the bed too. In the event that I have children, I fully expect them to have superpowers.





GlitTurkeyRock
"I'm walking around and talking to you -- ON MY 80S MOBILE PHONE!"





PrezGAR
The good old days, before they had a creepy mascot.



TheDiva
"Trust me, babe, when you're languishing in obscurity you'll be able to look back fondly on the memories of your night with the Foxmeister..."



Zee
"I love you, Elisabeth Shue."
"Claudia Wells."
"Who?"





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